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Chuck Norris II

Ever since I posted the Chuck Norris email on here, I have received a lot of email and comments and just wanted to share some of the best ones with you.

Apparently the original email has spawned a website dedicated to collecting facts about Chuck Norris.  Everyone should be contributing to this.

Maybe you would like to show your appreciation to such a great man publicly?  Well have no fear, for $17.99 you could own this shirt:

And if you truly want to be a Kung Fu Master you need to get a pair of designer jeans for the martial artist, designed by the great Chuck Norris:

Wow, what a revolutionary crotch design.  I would love to own a pair of these.  I would always tuck in my shirt so people would be able to read the designer jean label featuring the awesome Chuck Norris.  I would let the crotch speak for itself, but they would only be able to catch a glimpse of it when I roundhouse kick them in the face. 

-Eric Marvets

P.S.  I forgot the videos.  All this started with the genius of Conan O'Brien.  Here is Tony Danza flirting with death.  Chuck Norris...An Inspirational Hero.  A sample of Chuck's Powers.  Chuck's views on the Middle East.  Chuck in an SNL music video.  Can you take a shot everytime Chuck Norris is mentioned the cartoon bearing his name?  Another SNL music video: ChuckaChuck Norris the Movie featuring Chuck Norris.  Why no one can choose to be Chuck Norris in a video game.  A day in the life of Chuck

posted on Friday, February 17, 2006 12:53 PM