A good friend of mine, John Feldman, got engaged yesterday morning on a hike at Stone Mountain. It’s good that his girlfriend said yes, because if Ashley didn’t, she may not have made it back from the trip :)
The good news caused about 30 of our friends to go to the local bar at about noon yesterday, and by 8 last night it was a pretty interesting site. If you have ever seen this many middle aged men completely smashed at the same time, then you might be used to hearing some pretty unique and random things. A few stuck out in my mind and I wanted to share them with you:
Jesus is coming, quick look busy.
I used to be an All American Tackle. I weighed 300 lbs. and could bench 450. Now I can just tell a lot of lies.
You are a perfect example of stem cell research gone bad.